Praetor's Grasp

Sheoldred, Evile Creepstress Extraordinaire, sucking the essence from an unfortunate Mirrodinian, who's only crime was to be foolish enough to inquire after the sign outside, "Free Whatever it is that Delicious Humanoids Like!"

The model described having her soul devoured as "kind of hot, tickly, and slippery like a bubble bath! ... But also horror braided with agony and pure despair, indescribable by the feebleness of words. Can I get my $20 and go now?"

For Magic: the Gathering. Copyright Wizards of the Coast. Art directed by Jeremy Jarvis.

Special thanks to Lady Gaga for lending me her as-yet-unrevealed "spider-minotaur demoness" dress, made entirely out of the shattered dreams of orphans.